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At the height of her passion,
He slipped her a ration,
From a squirt gun concealed in his tunic.
Who set dynamite off in her box,
To describe the sensation,
She cried with elation,
“It’s better than elephant cocks!”
Placed fiddle strings ‘cross her vagina,
With proper sized cocks,
What was sex, became Bach’s.
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.
Had an ass that was badly misplaced,
He showed indignation,
When an investigation,
Proved that few persons shit through their face.
Showed up at Down-Downs undressed,
When the harriettes all ran away,
He said, “There’ll be another day,
Dum vita est, spes est.”
(while there’s life, there’s hope) – F.B.
Decided to lure all the rabble-on,
By dropping her shirt,
And raising her skirt,
Exposing a market to dabble-on.
Who’s often been screwed by yours truly,
But now . . . it’s appallin’,
My balls always fall in!
I fear that I’ve fucked her unduly.
Who circumcised men with his teeth.
It was not for the treasure,
Nor sexual pleasure,
But to get at the cheese underneath.
He espied a nude girl on a ladder.
Her position to Titian,
So he climed up the ladder and had ‘er.
Whose form made the saints in their niches stir.
One morning at matins,
Her bosom ‘neath stains,
Made the Bishop of Chichester’s britches stir.
Used a fried hedgehog’s hide for a condom.
His mistress did shout,
As he pulled the thing out,
“De gustibus non disputandum!”
(there is no disputing taste)
Who said to the girl he just kissed with,
“That hole in your crotch,
Is for fucking and such,
And not just a gadget to piss with.”
Who had fleas, lice, and crabs up her fanny,
To get up her flue,
Was like touring the zoo,
There were wild beasts in each nook and cranny.
Found his dick turning into a cacti,
When his friends said “Who did it,”
He said, “I don’t know yet,
But undoubtedly, Dux femina facti.”
(a woman is the perpetrator of the deed) – F.B.
Whose cunt was all covered in sores.
,Even dogs in the street,
Wouldn’t touch the green meat,
That hung in festoons from her drawers.
Whose breasts were of two different sizes,
The left one was small,
Sweet nothing at all,
The right one was large and won prizes.
Whose old man’s pecker was bent,
She said with a sigh,
“Oh why must it die?
Let’s fill it with Portland Cement.”
The size of whose balls was immense,
One day playing soccer,
He sprung his left knocker,
And kicked it right over the fence.
Who used dynamite for a phallus,
They found her vagina,
In North Carolina,
Her arsehole in Buckingham Palace.
Who sucked a man off in a garden,
He said, “My dear Flo,
Where does all that stuff go?” And she said (swallow hard)”I beg pardon?”
With diminutive organs of sex,
When hauled in for exposure,
He replied with composure,
“De minimis non curat lex.”
(the law does not concern itself with trivial things)
And other girls offered her pity.
So nobody guessed,
That her Wasserman test,
Involved half of Oklahoma City.
Who thought of her cunt as a chalice,
One night sleeping nude,
She woke, feeling lewd,
And found in her chalice a phallus.
Who ate rice, pescado y legumbre.
His trousers were wide,
And his shirt hung outside,
And this, I may say, was costumbre.
Who painted his arse like a dahlia,
The drawing was fine,
The color divine,
But the scent – Ah, that was a failure.
Who could screw nine times like a rabbit,
But a girl from Lahore,
Could do it twice more,
Which was just enough extra to crab it.
Once captured a man by maneuver.
Influenced by Venus,
She jumped on his penis,
And nothing on Earth could remove her.
Whose husband exceedingly vexed her,
For whenever they’d start,
He’d unfailingly fart,
With a blast that damn nearly unsexed her.
White males on the cabinet or she’d go,
An ex-lover named Flowers,
Said, “Bill, use your powers,
Te hominum esse memento.”
(remember you are a man) – F.B.
Who decided to take just one chance.
For an hour or so,
She just let herself go,
And now all her sisters are aunts.
Who enjoyed copulating on a train.
Not once, I maintain,
But again and again,
And again and again and again.
Took a night off to succumb to temptation.
‘Ere the night was half through,
The Eskimo was, too,
For their nights are of six months’ duration.
Whose cunt was incredibly huge,
Said the King to his Dame,
As he thunderously came,
“Mon Dieu! Apres moi, le deluge!”
Went to a masked ball as a fart,
He had painted his face,
Like a more private place,
And his voice made the dowagers start.
Who said to his wife as he goosed her,
“It used to be grand,
But just look at my hand,
You ain’t wiping as clean as you used ‘ter.”
Who went to a fancy dress ball,
Just for a stunt,
He dressed up as a cunt,
And was fucked by a dog in the hall.
Who had a young whore that he hired,
To fuck when not trucking,
But trucking plus fucking,
Got him so fucking tired he got fired.
Who did the fandango on skates,
He fell on his cutlass,
Which rendered him nutless,
And practically useless on dates.
Once went out to sea on a freighter,
She was screwed by the master,
An utter disaster,

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